Saturday, February 14, 2009

...Hello Conscience...

"Hello Conscience, look i think we should take a little time apart... no no no, its not you, its me... your great, im just looking for something more in life than what you can offer... no, don't cry, please, i swear this is just a temporary break... why? well you see, it's because i have to do something that seems impossible these days... i need to.. get a job in DC. So you understand now? it's nothing personal, i've enjoyed the time we've had together, but i need to do this... but i'd like to be friends still, really, i would... im not trying to sound cliche. Yea? we can? great! ok one last thing, you mind paying for dinner, i left my wallet in the my other pants..."

Getting a job in DC sucks.

It seems like you have to break it off with your conscience for a few to get a job....Plain and simple. It does seem like a dirty business, especially if you want a job on the Hill. "It's alright, To go out at night and forget who you are, Alright", the Zutons really capture the mentality it takes to get a job in DC. Thus far it seems that you either need to know someone who knows someone or go to happy hour and find the least attractive person, buy them a few rounds and do the unspeakable to get that J-O-B... unfortunately i do not know someone who knows someone... guess its off to happy hour for me...

Bitter? Me? Hell yes, i am... But it's just a hurdle to overcome (a unneeded hurdle, but hurdle nonetheless).

ALSO! SCREW THIS GUY! he should be in jail for at least 10 years!

Ok, so this was just a quick rant, too lazy tonight to put in a lot of links... another day, for certain.


Referencin' the Zutons for my Ally,

Mr. Work

(i'm Feldman, and Raffy.... Chunk)

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